Well done society , yet again showing how pathetic the real world really is
The notes omg
I’ve been called all of them by my mother. Among others, of course.
my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops
i like him
AWWWW! He sounds like the sweetest guy ever!
IM PRINTING THIS OUT AND PUTTING IT ON MY FRIDGE
BECAUSE GODDAMNIT PARENTS JUST BECAUSE THE ONLY INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS YOU HEAR ABOUT ON THE NEWS ARE THE ONES WHERE SOMEONE WINDS UP AS A FLESH SUIT DOESN’T MEAN THERE CAN’T BE ONES THAT ARE LIKE NORMAL AND HEALTHY AND EVERYTHING
how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.
how to get a bikini body:
put a bikini on your body
Want to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.
LION KING BLOOPERS
These are actual bloopers from the cast while they recording, and they were later animated.
HIGH MUFASA ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH
I needed this in my life.
if you don’t want this on your blog, i’m judging you
THE WHOLE EPISODE WAS A FLASHBACK! REMEMBER THE BEGINNING WHEN JOHN WAS IN THE COUNSELLING AND THEN IT WENT IN TO THE EPISODE! WE WATCHED THE EPISODE AS JOHN REMEMBERED IT BUT HE REMEMBERED IT WRONG BC HE WAS HIT BY THE BIKE HE HIT HIS HEAD AND HE WAS EMOTIONAL HE FORGOT HOW IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!
HOW DID EVERYONE FORGET THE EPISODE WAS A FLASHBACK!?!?!?!?!?
OH MY GOD